my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”
Niall (talking about Harry): Yeah his bunk smells of french toast. We have two buses so if you wanna sleep you can, and if you wanna stay up after a show you can. Harry’s been on the relaxation bus the last couple of days cos he’s been tired, and he’s had his cinnamon candles.
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
I just can’t anymore